Deep State Scumbags Bugged Noem’s Phone and Laptop – And Got Their Clocks Cleaned

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This is exactly why normal Americans are done with the permanent bureaucracy in Washington. Just months into her job as Homeland Security Secretary, Kristi Noem discovered that holdover hacks inside her own department had secretly installed spying software on her government phone and laptop – and on those of other Trump political appointees. Without her knowledge. Without her consent. Without a shred of legal justification. These clowns were recording meetings and monitoring everything, straight out of some third-rate spy novel written by bitter losers who can’t accept that the adults are back in charge.

The bombshell dropped on February 26 when Noem laid it all out. Her own employees – the kind who never miss a chance to sabotage the America First agenda – had downloaded the malware to spy on her and her team. It wasn’t some outside hacker in a basement. It was insiders, right there in the building, doing the bidding of the Deep State resistance that never went away after the last regime got booted.

Musk and the Tech Experts Ride to the Rescue

Thank God for outside eyes that actually know what they’re doing. Elon Musk and his team got brought in to audit the mess, and they spotted the spyware immediately. Noem said it flat out: without those technology experts sweeping the devices, this garbage would still be running today. They identified exactly who did it, and it wasn’t some low-level clerk who clicked the wrong link. These were deliberate acts by people who thought they could keep playing games on the taxpayer dime while undermining the Secretary trying to secure the border and protect the country.

This wasn’t isolated. Multiple political appointees got hit. Phones and laptops compromised so the holdovers could listen in on strategy sessions, leak what they wanted, and slow-walk everything President Trump sent them there to fix. Classic bureaucratic sabotage – the same crap we saw for years under the previous crowd, where loyalty to the swamp trumped loyalty to the American people.

Noem Doesn’t Play Games – Polygraphs, Firings, and Attorneys Take Over

Noem didn’t wring her hands or call for a blue-ribbon panel of the same clowns who caused the problem. She acted. The perpetrators got brought in, hit with polygraphs, and fired. Period. That’s how you drain the swamp when the swamp tries to bite back. Her office now runs regular sweeps for listening devices because that’s what it takes when you’re surrounded by people who view securing America as optional and spying on their boss as mandatory.

And it gets better – or worse, depending on how much you hate transparency. During the cleanup, they found secret rooms packed with hidden files on the most controversial topics. Stuff kept off the official books, squirreled away like contraband. All of it turned over to attorneys. An investigation is rolling, and you can bet it won’t end with a slap on the wrist and a golden parachute.

This is what real accountability looks like. Noem took over a department that had been neglected, bloated, and turned into a playground for activists who prioritized every agenda except keeping terrorists, cartels, and criminals out. Now the purge is on, and the holdovers are learning the hard way that the Trump era means results, not resistance.

The Bigger Picture: This Is Why We Fight

Folks, this episode isn’t some one-off glitch. It’s a snapshot of the war inside the federal government. Career bureaucrats who spent years building their little empires under open-border chaos aren’t going to hand over the keys without a fight. They’ll bug phones, hide files, leak to friendly press, and do whatever it takes to protect their rice bowls. But Noem – and the team around her – aren’t backing down.

She’s made it clear: partner with real tech talent, sweep the systems, root out the disloyal, and keep the focus on the mission. Border security. Public safety. America First. No more using taxpayer-funded gadgets to play Stasi games against the people elected to fix the mess.

The Deep State just took a direct hit at DHS. Phones cleaned, traitors fired, secrets exposed. And Secretary Noem isn’t stopping. She’s accelerating. Because when you’ve got a Secretary who actually answers to the American people instead of the permanent class, this is what winning looks like. The swamp is draining, one bugged device at a time. Keep watching – the best is yet to come.